The Perfect Plastic Surgery Patient Calculator
If your plan is to begin getting work done at 65, you’re 60 years too late. Beverly Hills surgeon Dr. Steve Teitelbaum helped us estimate the cost of a woman’s body as an 80-year investment
Age 6
Dumbo jokes start
Pinned Ears
$3K-$5K
Age 16
First bout of peer pressure
Nose Job
$5K-$10K
Age 20
Enhanced college years (husband-hunting era)
Breast Implants
$8K-$12K
Age 25
Post-college damage control
Liposuction #1
$4K-$25K
Age 30
Marriage frown lines begin
Botox
2x/year $1,600 x 35 years = $56K
Age 35
Three babies later…
Mommy Makeover
$15K-$25K
Age 40
Soccer mom in denial
Eye Lift
$5K-$10K
Age 45
Midlife crisis
Mini Face-lift
$10K-$30K
Age 50
Cougars on the prowl
Neck Lift
$5K-$15
Age 55
Not just a Ma, not yet a grandma
Face-lift #2 $10K-$30K
Age 60
When juice fasts fail
Liposuction #2
$4K-$25K
Age 65
65 going on 50
Face-lift #3
$10K-$30K
Grand total: $135K-$273K
