This International In-N-Out Knockoff Coming to L.A. Actually Looks Awesome

CaliBurger might be a shameless copycat, but that doesn’t mean it won’t be good

You ever watch that video where Vanilla Ice tries to act like he totally didn’t rip off Queen and David Bowie? The one where he explains that the bass line in Under Pressure goes “ding ding ding ding-a-ding ding” as opposed to the bass line in Ice Ice Baby, which, as we all know, goes “ding ding ding ding-a-ding ding?”

CaliBurger is like the Vanilla Ice of the quick-serve burger world, except they don’t even bother pretending they aren’t a total copycat. They first opened up in Shanghai in 2012 before quickly expanding to Kuwait, Malaysia, Qatar, and Bahrain, and in an interview in the same year, a rep explains that since “In-N-Out has said they have no plans to expand to China… we saw an exciting opportunity to introduce the best of California to China.” And the inspiration is beyond obvious, down to the double palm tree logo, paper-wrapped burgers, and even the shape of their fry containers.

Four years and more than a dozen, mainly international locations later (though the company’s headquarters are based in Santa Monica), CaliBurger is finally bringing the fight to In-N-Out’s doorstep. According to a report from Eater LAthe chain will set up shop in Old Town Pasadena this June, offering their take on the griddle-cooked, iceberg-lettuced cheeseburger.

Here’s the most intriguing thing: CaliBurger actually seems to have made some improvements to In-N-Out’s intentionally luddite formula (in theory at least).

If you’ve ever thought that the two-ounce patties at the old guard standby were just a little too thin, CaliBurger went and beefed them up (boom, shameless burger pun) by an additional .67 ounces. Rather than copy the flaccid, single-fried In-N-Out fries, CaliBurger is doing a thicker cut, double-fried rendition. You can even get them slathered in cheese, caramelized onions, and their rendition of pink mayo, but, because of a very reasonable intellectual property lawsuit, CaliBurger now refers to them as “Cali Style” instead of “Animal Style.”

There’s one more, huge, huge upgrade. Booze! At CaliBurger’s first U.S. location in Seattle, you can add a shot of Evan Williams to your milkshake for an extra two bucks. It really cuts out the uncomfortable middle man of sneaking a flask into In-N-Out just to get sloshed off ice cream, which, as an American, is your birthright.

CaliBurger is jumping into one of the most saturated burger markets in the world, but, even if liquored-up desserts and properly made French fries aren’t your thing, the sheer novelty factor that a place like this can exist without getting sued into oblivion should be enough to get you through the door.

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