Totally Brad: Bradley Cooper and Bradley Terminal Go Head to Head

One is an international terminal with a bunch of new features. The other is an international movie star with a bunch of new features. Here’s how they stack up

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Bradley Terminal   Bradley Cooper
1984 Year of birth 1975
$737 million for project Estimated price tag $15 million per project
Planes taking off (on time) Most attractive quality Shirt taken off (on cue)
Tireless work ethic Notable Quality Endless optimism
Nation’s “Third-Busiest Airport” Claim to fame People’s 2011 “Sexiest Man Alive”
To replace aging terminal gates Reason for being To replace aging Brad Pitt
Will add more cops to the LAPD Pipe Dream Will perform “urban acupuncture”

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