Afternoon Cram: Hef is Getting Hitched!

Hugh Hefner To (Actually This Time!) Marry Crystal Harris On NYE
Third time’s the charm?
[LADN] 

4 Killed In Unlicensed Northridge Boarding Home
Officers found the bodies of two men and two women after a shooting on Sunday morning.
[LAT]

Jackie Lacey Sworn in As District Attorney
She’s L.A. County’s first African American D.A. AND first woman D.A.
[NBCLA]

LA Galaxy Wins MLS Cup
Paaaaarrrrttyyyy time!
[KABC] 

Supreme Court Still Quiet on Same-Sex Marriage Case
Maybe until Friday?
[LAT] 

Jailed Assessor John Noguez Would Prefer Bail Money to Birthday Gifts This Year
Well, that’s one we haven’t heard before.
[LADN]

Coast Guard Chief Petty Officer Terrell Horne Killed By Smugglers
He died after a vessel hit his boat off the coast of Ventura County.
[LAO] 

Kobe Bryant Would Like Pao Gasol to Put His “Big-Boy Pants” On
We can’t imagine any of the others still fit.
[ESPNLA]

Palace Confirms Kate Middleton Is Pregnant!
Royal expectations!
[People]