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The Tuesday Afternoon Cram: Beyonce, Big Objects, and More Breaking And Entering

Pasadena’s 18-Foot Fork Visited By 6-Ton Idaho Potato
BIG news.
[LAT]

Early Plan for Undocumented Immigrant ID Cards Approved
City cards would help undocumented immigrants assimilate.
[NBCLA]

Transient Charged With Breaking Into Frances Cobain’s Home To Do Laundry
Unlike a slew of other recently reported celebrity break-ins, this one really happened.
[CBS]

USC Ranks 11th In AP College Football Poll
Moving on up!
[ESPNLA]

2013 Rose Queen Announced
17-year-old Vanessa Natalie Manjarrez is already practicing her wave.
[KABC]

Beyonce To Perform at Super Bowl
OK, we'll watch.
[People]

Tina Fey, Amy Poehler Book Golden Globes Gig
Exciting news or everyone except Academy Award show host Seth MacFarlane.
[Variety]

Los Angeles City Council Votes To Block Felons From Neighborhood Councils
Sex criminals are locked out, too.
[LADN]

Photograph courtesy beyonce.com