It’s Halloween in L.A., which means the inevitable on-slut of men and women (mostly women) trotting out tacky, “sexy” Halloween getups that are as skimpy in fabric as they are in originality: nurse, librarian, cop, maid...boo. Besides, with our city’s budget woes, what’s hot about being a government worker? So we came up with a new list of racy All Hallows’ Eve ensembles based on L.A. jobs ripe for the sultry trick or treatment.
Sexy Chick-fil-A Cashier
He’s got juicy thighs and an eye for guys—in equal measure.
Leaf-blowing her way through the L.A. manscape.
Sexy JPL Engineer
XXS blue polo shirt and plenty of Curiosity.
Sexy Food Trucker
Nothing says smokin’ like the scent of Korean BBQ.
Sexy Western Exterminator
The signature top hat and mallet are out of (pest) control!
Illustrations by Anand Duncan