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America’s Hippest Hipster Neighborhood Is...

It’s official: Silver Lake is America’s Hippest Hipster Neighborhood. Or rather it was—just before Forbes published its list of America’s Best Hipster Neighborhoods at 8:50 this morning. After all, nothing defrosts a person, thing, or place’s cool factor quite as quickly as the H word. For the “multicultural blend of residents with eclectic professions,” of Silver Lake this could be a real bummer.

Or not. When reached for comment, Silver Lake resident and Los Angeles magazine deputy editor Nancy Miller had only this to say: "Silver Lake is actually the decoy hipster neighborhood to distract the mainstream from the REAL hipster neighborhood, but I'm not going to tell you where that is. You'll know in five years."

How to know you're IN that mysterious future LA hipster-town? Miller share her list of key signs: 

Nobody uses the word "hipster." Ever. 

You get pickles as a housewarming gift.

You never pay more than $3 for a taco— or less than $6 for a cup of coffee.

You can say, "I'm a vegan" and nobody punches you.

People bicycle in high heels, bare feet, and Viking helmets.

You've gone to a goat-roast..

Clothing stores for women are named after your great aunts: Myrtle, Ethel, and Millie.

Everybody hates American Apparel.

Everybody wears American Apparel and hates themselves for it.

You are always the fattest person in the room.

You are never the whitest person in the room.

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  1. urs posted on 09/20/2012 06:58 PM
    Los Feliz
  2. design*byproxy posted on 09/22/2012 10:52 AM
    funny, Dov from American Apparel lives in this "mysterious future LA hipster-town" you speak of. Ha!
  3. Smug Scout posted on 09/29/2012 09:39 AM
    One more item for the list: you wouldn't dream of going to Intelligentsia without your MacBook
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